Jack be Nimble. Jack be Quick. Jack be Back Muthafucka.

Montel n’ Dirty say if ya can’t adap, den you muss let me tippity tap dat izass.

Farmer Joe sayez: “Dangnabit, I ain’t seen girleez this cute since my sisters.”

Montel the Stunt Cock sez: “Dis one gots loads of juicy treats fo all y’allz.” I will survive!!!

Montel sez: “Don’t make me angry, I’ll get cockzilla on yo ass.”